Jun 03, 20 however, one minor character who beats the band is chuck norris. Norris is famous for starring in the longrunning television serieswalker, texas ranger. I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra. Chuck norris facts are satirical factoids about american martial artist and actor chuck norris that have become an internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in. Ian spector launched the web phenomenon chuck norris facts in 2003 and is the new york times bestselling author of the truth about chuck norris and chuck norris vs. The film featured a first screen appearance by norris brother aaron norris and final.
Chuck norris was known as one of hollywoods tough guys who could knock you out in real life. Top chuck norris joke 50 chuck norris roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck norris best toughguy moments on screen hot prime. Gunner jensen refers to chuck norris character booker as the lone wolf. When chuck norris goes into a room, he doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Today, we celebrate the 76th birthday of the air force veteran, expert martial artist, action movie icon and allaround badass with ten memeified chuck norris facts. During the film, booker claims to have been bitten by a cobra and states that the cobra later died as a result. His name is also a reference to two characters played by norris. Chuck norris turns 75 today, and the internet is celebrating. Only chuck norris manages to achieve a bachelors degree in scheduled time. Celebrate chuck norris on his birthday with 10 badass memes. Chuck norris bitten by cobra, 5 days of excruciating pain. Mar 10, 2016 today, we celebrate the 76th birthday of the air force veteran, expert martial artist, action movie icon and allaround badass with ten memeified chuck norris facts. Both trace their lineage to the bill brasky sketches on saturday night live in which four.
As an air officer he was sent to south korea in 1958 and that. Sep 24, 2009 chuck norris has never been known for his subtlety. Chuck norris appeared in a variety of action films, including way of the dragon in which he starred with bruce lee. Chuck norris memes chuck norris now memes humor hilarious memes funny facts jonny bravo ju jitsu gi joe best funny pictures top 10 chuck norris facts 42,104 points 1,516 comments top 10 chuck norris facts 9gag has the best funny pics, gifs, videos, gaming, anime, manga, movie, tv, cosplay, sport, food, memes, cute, fail, wtf photos on. However, hed become an internet legend with endless jokes about how intense he is. Lastly, chuck norris jokes may not be funny but it aint irritating unless the person is really hating. As he once again invades cinemas in the expendables 2. Chuck norris lie detector chuck norris jokes, chuck norris. Mar 10, 2015 chuck norris turns 75 today, and the internet is celebrating.
Chuck norris was the cannon groups leading star in the 1980s. A definitive breakdown of the expendables members complex. Chuck norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain the cobra died. Chuck norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain. The expendables 2chuck noriss funny introfull scenehd.
Church reunites the expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy. Chuck norris once bet nasa he could survive reentry without a spacesuit. Chuck norris booker jeanclaude van damme villan bruce willis church arnold schwarzenegger trench terry crews hale cesar randy couture toll road. Chuck norris once won a game of connect four in three moves. Chuck norris blowing up a tank and then telling a story about how he survived a bite from a king cobra. Carlos ray chuck norris was produced on march 10, 1940 in ryan, oklahoma. A musthave paean to the archetypical american male and a bible of all things chuck, the truth about chuck norris is easily the most important book of all time. Top chuck norris joke 51 chuck norris roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of sidekicks he singlefooted destroyed jonathan brandis career.
An exus army commando must find the reason why his comrades from his unit are being systematically murdered before he is next. Chuck norris scene in the expendables 2 hd 720p youtube. However this is the one that norris considers his breakthrough. When the mercenary group expendables is encircled by a hostile superiority, chuck norris aka booker saves the situation.
You think your job is weird check out the guy who cleans. This is a reference to the chuck norris movie lone wolf mcquade 1983. With the biggest action movie cast of all time with chuck norris, jeanclaude van. The expendables 2 2012 chuck norris as booker imdb. For instance, while i do think that chuck norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, i dont think its accurate to say, chuck norriss tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried. Chuck norris facts, jokes, and sayings cranial borborygmus. When chuck norris character booker his name is a reference to the actors own. Sylvester stallone asked chuck norris to include a reference to the chuck norris facts a popular internet meme in the screenplay. But after five days of agonizing pain,the cobra died. Norris or booker as he is known in the film, gains considerable significance as a guardian angel of the mercenary squad.
Every piece of furniture in chuck norriss house is a total gym. Norris s wife gena okelly suggested him the one with the cobra. Chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. In 2011, a commercial for world of warcraft featured chuck norris and included its own chuck norris facts in the dialogue. May 09, 20 when chuck norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about norris toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity chuck norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated. Chuck norris doesnt have aids but he gives it to people anyway. Over the next five weeks, im going to give a sneak peek inside the official chuck norris fact book in my weekly column, starting with entry no. The site is a spinoff of the vin diesel facts site, which focused as much on bizarre and improbable facts about its target actor as badassery. The catalog of the best toughguy moments norris has had since getting his start in the 1970s is a bafflingly long document. This was the second film to feature norris as the star, following breaker. Chuck norris can fire five machine guns at the same time one in dualwielding gunsakimbo each hand, one in armedlegs each foot, and he roundhouse kicks the fifth into the air so it sprays bullets in all directions. One of the chuck norris facts specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him is mentioned in the expendables 2.
While there are many leading hollywood tough guys, norris is one of the rare few who can walk the walk as well as talk the talk. A very capable musician, chuckii booker was prominent on the urban contemporary front as an instrumentalist, bandleader, songwriter, and performer. In the 2012 movie the expendables 2, there is a wink at chuck norris facts when one is attributed to chuck norris character booker. Chuck norris last movie was the expendables 2 back in 2012. Booker appears to be directly based on chuck norris, being a stereotypical badass, being able to wipe out an entire company battalion of mercenaries with ease. When chuck norris character booker his name is a reference to the actors own good guys wear black from 1978 the cast drop in a few chuck norris facts.
The chuck norris jokes also made it into the hollywood blockbuster the expendables 2 with sylvester stallone, arnold schwarzenegger and bruce willis. Chuck norris rolls stallone into smoke expendables 2 trailer. The expendables 2chuck noriss funny introfull scene. Chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. Norriss character, booker also the name of his character in the 1978 film good guys wear black, works those same angles but is somehow. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck norris meme page chuck norris memes, chuck norris. May 17, 2017 norris is famous for starring in the longrunning television serieswalker, texas ranger. Church reunites the expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.
I mean, yeah, they get old quick but if you dont think its funny, then dont mind it at. Just deleting vandalism on the chuck norris page, radar said. Chuck norris keyboard doesnt have a ctrl key, because nothing controls chuck norris. His credited name, booker, is the same name of his character in good guys wear black, but he is also referred to as a lone wolf, referencing lone wolf mcquade. Norris dad was a mechanic and truck driver and his youth was nondescript. I heard another rumor,that you were bitten by a king cobra. Chuck norris best toughguy moments on screen fox news. Booker s character is meant to play justice to sphaghetti westerns. Chuck norris best toughguy moments on screen kdxu 94. Good guys wear black is a 1978 american action film starring chuck norris and directed by ted post. Today, chuck norris is actively involved in republic politics. Ive heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra.
By this point, not exclusively was chuck norris a fruitful entertainer. A recent graduate of brown university, spector lives on long island. They proliferate on the internet, are found in speeches and books, and are written on bathroom walls from schools in america to battlefields in the middle east. Gena and i are excited about being able to communicate with you here. Chuck norris vs segata sanshiro is the 44th episode of death battle. In recent years, a mythology has sprung up around the action icon, with tales about his great fetes becoming their own brand of joke. The first wellknown memetic badass site, which makes up tall tales about the actor chuck norris, especially based on clips from the series walker, texas ranger. Chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke in the expendables 2. Chuck norris quotes quotable quote when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me. Protest banner at the university of bamberg alluding to chuck norris facts german. After all, this is the karate master who brawled his way through the delta force franchise. One of them even advanced into the film, conveyed by the onscreen character in the most straightforward tone possible. Chuck norris is also known as carlos ray norris and ground chuck.
With chuck norris, anne archer, james franciscus, lloyd haynes. Not only that, stallone asked him to also bring in one of the many chuck norris facts that the internet made famous. At the point when the expendables group winds up out of ammunition and nailed somewhere around incalculable trouble makers and a tank, norris booker a. I heard you got bitten by a king cobra, says stallone. The film featured a first screen appearance by norris brother aaron norris and final appearances by. Why does evreyone think chuck noris is a god when bruce. However, one minor character who beats the band is chuck norris. The real reason why chuck norris is no longer in movies duration. This series gives viewers a shot of adrenaline made up of everything one loves about action. Chuck norris vs segata sanshiro death battle wiki fandom. The chuck norris of cobra handlers cbs dallas fort worth. In one scene booker saves barney ross sylvester stallone team in a firefight. Chuck norris facts are satirical factoids about american martial artist and actor chuck norris that have become an internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. Top chuck norris joke 49 chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
I heard you got chomped by a lord cobra, says stallone via gq. He moved on to play the lead role in the television series walker, texas ranger from 1993 until 2001. Chuck norris best toughguy moments on screen the union. Here are some of his most iconic characters from tv. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. I believe he was around 72 years of age in this movie and ive read interviews in which norris states that he only did the movie as a favour to his friend sylvester stallone, and also so. See more ideas about chuck norris, walker texas rangers and texas rangers. Yet, following a few days of agonizing torment, the cobra passed on. Chuck norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month, they bleed for a week because of it. Naturally after watching this movie the husband and i got into a discussiondebate over who would win if you actually put all these guys together in a ring in real life i. I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra. Chuck norris has published the official chuck norris fact book.
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